The Gotham gangs all pigeonhole Red Hood as a guns guy, so they think they’ve won when they corner him during a firefight and he finally — finally — runs out of ammo.
Jason just shrugs, flips his pistols around in his hands, and starts using them as clubs until he loses them and reverts to straight-out, Gotham-dirty brawling as the goons suddenly realize that, yeah, this 6’4 260 lb freak was trained by Batman “the teeth obliterator” himself.
when fanfics say something like “tim isnt as smooth with girls as dick or jason are” wrong. you are so wrong. tim is a major heartthrob in canon, in both identities. robin tim was the prime example of a hot teenage superhero that girls used when comparing their crushes. civilian tim had like 5 different girls (and at least 1 guy) fall in love with him, sometimes two or more at the same time. two girls went full supervillain trying to win his heart. dude even managed to flirt with someone from another universe during the dc vs marvel crossover while everyone else was beating each other up. tim gets so many bitches in canon and it’s time we stop pretending otherwise
when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church
Jason in fanfics: Oh bombs are scary and trigger me :(
Jason in canon: AND YOU GET BOMBED! AANAND YOU GET BOMBED! BOMB IN THE TRAIN STATION! BOMB IN MY FUCKING HELMET! BOMB UNDER THE BATMOBILE! BOMB IN THE TRAFFICKING BUILDING! BOMBS AWAY!!!!!
when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw
